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[gwynnega]

From The Onion:

Bin Laden called for "romantic humiliation for all Americans of courting and betrothal age."

(Even today, I howled with laughter...)

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[poisoninjest.livejournal.com]

Just as the Western infidel is not bestowed with the blessings of Allah, so shall he go unloved by the false bear.

::dies::

[gwynnega]

Come Monday, as you pry open your fancy, red Russell Stover box, take heed!