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gwynnega ([personal profile] gwynnega) wrote2008-11-29 08:18 pm

you brought a snack

Today I had a headache and didn't feel up to driving to LAX-ville for LosCon. So I worked on the Jo book and then took myself to the movies. After that, I bought myself a DVD of the Weathermen movie for novel research (I've seen it, but wanted to have it for reference) and Eavan Boland's New Collected Poems at Skylight.

The movie I saw? Twilight! It was at best amusing, though I longed for a remote control during the very slow first half hour. The actors who played Bella and Edward couldn't seem to muster more than vacuous prettiness, especially compared to nearly the entire supporting cast. Bella's parents, the Cullen family, the high school kids, the werewolf gang--all of 'em were so much more interesting and engaging than Miss Emo Sue and Mr. Vapid Vampire (Vappire?). The Edward actor made S1-era BtVS David Boreanaz look like Olivier. Also, the amount of lipstick he wore was out of control, and the sparkle effect was lame in the extreme. Other than that, the film was visually lovely, with all that lush green scenery.

The biggest surprise for me was that the most boring, pointless episode in the book--vampire baseball!--was far and away my favorite scene in the film. The scene was fun and dynamic, and showcased all the personalities of the Cullen family. Bella was mostly in the background, and it wasn't all about the Big Emo Love.

The Bella actress managed to give Bella even less of an inner life than the book. And even more than in the book, the Edward actor portrayed Edward as VERY seventeen, with none of the depth one would expect for someone who's been around so long.

The audience (mostly teenagers and twenty-somethings) seemed to be happily swooning--though when Hospitalized!Bella insisted on staying with Edward despite the danger, a few people snickered.

[identity profile] livinglaurel.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
The Edward actor made S1-era BtVS David Boreanaz look like Olivier

//WINCE

The Bella actress managed to give Bella even less of an inner life than the book

AHAAHAH YEAH. But she was so great in Speak! Poor little KStew.
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[personal profile] usedtobeljs 2008-11-30 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm so sorry Cedric Diggory Robert Pattinson wasn't good. :-( (Of course, to be honest, there is NO WAY IN HELL I'm going to see Twilight!)

And I'm sorry you were feeling headachey, too! [hugs]
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[personal profile] liliaeth 2008-11-30 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I really really tried to watch that movie, but I just couldnt bring myself to see it to the end.
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[personal profile] liliaeth 2008-11-30 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I got it from a very nice person online*eg*, so even less effort*eg*
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[personal profile] liliaeth 2008-11-30 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
and being stuck in the theater probably helped as well*g*, much easier to turn off your vlc player, than it is to get out of a movie theater in the middle of a movie*eg*

[identity profile] freixenet.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You sat through Twilight? ::is impressed as all hell:: I'm not sure I could be dragged, no matter how many horses were involved, to see this, and I am truly in awe!

[identity profile] skogkatt.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you have to see it with a likeminded companion to fully enjoy the badness? It really calls for proper MST3K commentary. Also, I have not read the books because everyone else sporking them and posting excerpts was enough for me. I sort of wonder if that actually helped me enjoy the movie more.

[identity profile] skogkatt.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Mind you, the plot isn't exactly unpredictable... heh.

[identity profile] erinbow.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like the only person in the whole interweb whose response to this post is going to be: Eavan Boland? I LOVE Eavan Boland!

[identity profile] dkolodji.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, I hope you're feeling better today. I was wondering what happened - I was afraid that you couldn't find us since we were hidden in the nether-realm between escalator floors.

So, although I'm not glad you weren't feeling well, I"m relieved to know you weren't vainly looking for us.