On the twelfth day of Christmas,
gwynnega sent to me...

Twelve libraries drumming
Eleven btvs piping
Ten ats a-leaping
Nine giles dancing
Eight rexis a-milking
Seven books a-writing
Six librarians a-reading
Five anni-i-i-ie sewell-jennings
Four sherlock holmes
Three dusty books
Two phil ochs
...and a bpal in a rampaging idiots society.