adventures with the Garage Kitty
Sep. 30th, 2010 01:01 pmLast night when I got home from work...
Gwynnega: Kitty? Kitty? Where are you?
Garage Kitty: ...
Gwynnega: Well, I'll leave you some food anyway.
[leaves food]
Action Tabby: [streaks through the garage]
Gwynnega: Oh, for god's sake. Not you again!
Action Tabby: [leaps onto wall and runs across it, "Mission Impossible" theme playing]
[stops and looks down at Gwynnega]
Gwynnega: Just keep going, cat.
Action Tabby: Hmm, maybe I can take her.
Gwynnega: Move along!
Action Tabby: [jumps out of sight, leaving garage]
Gwynnega: Kitty! The bad cat is gone! You can come out now!
Garage Kitty: ...
Gwynnega: Okay, I'll come back later.
Half an hour later...
Gwynnega: Hmm, still no sign of the Garage Kitty.
[looks up]
Clueless White Cat: [loiters on balcony]
Gwynnega: You have got to be kidding me!
Clueless White Cat: Where did Action Tabby go?
Gwynnega: Sheesh.
Later that evening...
Clueless White Cat: [is gone]
Fancy Feast: [is also gone]
Garage Kitty: [still hiding]
Gwynnega: Well, I hope it was the Garage Kitty who ate the food.
This morning...
Garage Kitty: Here I am! Those awful cats are gone! FeedmefeedmeFEEDME!
Gwynnega: Kitty? Kitty? Where are you?
Garage Kitty: ...
Gwynnega: Well, I'll leave you some food anyway.
[leaves food]
Action Tabby: [streaks through the garage]
Gwynnega: Oh, for god's sake. Not you again!
Action Tabby: [leaps onto wall and runs across it, "Mission Impossible" theme playing]
[stops and looks down at Gwynnega]
Gwynnega: Just keep going, cat.
Action Tabby: Hmm, maybe I can take her.
Gwynnega: Move along!
Action Tabby: [jumps out of sight, leaving garage]
Gwynnega: Kitty! The bad cat is gone! You can come out now!
Garage Kitty: ...
Gwynnega: Okay, I'll come back later.
Half an hour later...
Gwynnega: Hmm, still no sign of the Garage Kitty.
[looks up]
Clueless White Cat: [loiters on balcony]
Gwynnega: You have got to be kidding me!
Clueless White Cat: Where did Action Tabby go?
Gwynnega: Sheesh.
Later that evening...
Clueless White Cat: [is gone]
Fancy Feast: [is also gone]
Garage Kitty: [still hiding]
Gwynnega: Well, I hope it was the Garage Kitty who ate the food.
This morning...
Garage Kitty: Here I am! Those awful cats are gone! FeedmefeedmeFEEDME!