gwynnega

Last night when I got home from work...

Gwynnega: Kitty? Kitty? Where are you?

Garage Kitty: ...

Gwynnega: Well, I'll leave you some food anyway.
[leaves food]

Action Tabby: [streaks through the garage]

Gwynnega: Oh, for god's sake. Not you again!

Action Tabby: [leaps onto wall and runs across it, "Mission Impossible" theme playing]
[stops and looks down at Gwynnega]

Gwynnega: Just keep going, cat.

Action Tabby: Hmm, maybe I can take her.

Gwynnega: Move along!

Action Tabby: [jumps out of sight, leaving garage]

Gwynnega: Kitty! The bad cat is gone! You can come out now!

Garage Kitty: ...

Gwynnega: Okay, I'll come back later.

Half an hour later...

Gwynnega: Hmm, still no sign of the Garage Kitty.
[looks up]

Clueless White Cat: [loiters on balcony]

Gwynnega: You have got to be kidding me!

Clueless White Cat: Where did Action Tabby go?

Gwynnega: Sheesh.

Later that evening...

Clueless White Cat: [is gone]

Fancy Feast: [is also gone]

Garage Kitty: [still hiding]

Gwynnega: Well, I hope it was the Garage Kitty who ate the food.

This morning...

Garage Kitty: Here I am! Those awful cats are gone! FeedmefeedmeFEEDME!