as I continue writing my novel draft
Jan. 4th, 2022 02:33 pmThe protagonist of my novel draft: Hey, you know that bad stuff that's about to happen in the book?
Me: You mean, the stuff I've been foreshadowing for hundreds of pages?
Protagonist: Yes, that stuff. Could we just skip it?
Me: Skip it?
Protagonist: Can't we just skip to the end? That would be a lot more pleasant.
Me: Sorry, no.
Protagonist: Crap.
Me: You mean, the stuff I've been foreshadowing for hundreds of pages?
Protagonist: Yes, that stuff. Could we just skip it?
Me: Skip it?
Protagonist: Can't we just skip to the end? That would be a lot more pleasant.
Me: Sorry, no.
Protagonist: Crap.