Dark Ryan's Shadows Hope

[gwynnega]

Siobhan: Jack, you're finally visiting me in the hospital!

Jack: I stayed away because I seem to make things more tense between you and Joe.

Siobhan: Joe just doesn't understand friends...especially friends who I hold hands with while gazing into his eyes.

Jack: [holds Siobhan's hand, gazes into her eyes]


Meanwhile...

Adam: Okay, Delia, I'm hypnotizing you again. Tell me more about Dark Shadows your past life.

Delia: Hmm, this guy who looks like Roger is dressed in period costume, and I'm dressed like a turn-of-the-century maid, and we're in this set full of antique furniture, and there's a really scary secret about the master of the family--ACK! I'm in an episode of Dark Shadows, and it was cancelled in 1971! Adam, I don't think we should do these sessions any more.

Adam: The network was pulling the plug on this storyline anyway.

Gwynnega: Drats, now we'll never find out the Dark Secret of Delia's Past Life!

Delia: On the bright side, Prince Albert has moved to Ulster County, but...ack! Look at that quilt! It's a prop from Dark Shadows!!

Gwynnega: Don't worry, Delia. There's another quilt from Dark Shadows in Faith's room...