this week's Ryan's Hope

[gwynnega]

This week on Ryan's Hope:

Jack: You think Siobhan and I are having an affair?

Tiso [holding Jack and Siobhan at gunpoint]: You may meet innocently, but Siobhan gives you something she never gave Joe. Jack/Siobhan 4EVAH!

Jack: But you killed my wife.

Tiso: Mary committed suicide because of you and Siobhan, and now you're going to kill Siobhan and yourself because of your tormented love for Siobhan!

Siobhan: My god, you're writing deathfic?!

Jack: [clobbers Tiso with candlestick as Tiso shoots him]


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Joe [holding Jack and Siobhan at gunpoint]: Siobhan, I love you. Run away with me! Otherwise I'll have to kill you both!

Siobhan: Just shoot us already.


***

Detective [to Siobhan and Shirtless!Jack at the hospital]: I'm going to have to put you both into protective custody, because I too am a Jack/Siobhan shipper and there will be UST.

Siobhan and Shirtless!Jack: Okay.

Gwynnega: Yay!

Comments

[nwhepcat.livejournal.com]

Siobhan: My god, you're writing deathfic?!
Jack: [clobbers Tiso with candlestick as Tiso shoots him]

Whatever happened to concrit?

And Hepcat says "Yay!" too

[gwynnega]

Whatever happened to concrit?

I guess this qualifies as a flamewar!

[nwhepcat.livejournal.com]

Tiso: BLAM! BLAM!
Jack: OMG u r so meen.
Siobhan: OMG u hater who asked ur stupid opnion ::piles on::
Jack: see? i have minions too ::bleeds::

[gwynnega]

Hahahahaha!

Joe: Siobhan, come with me.
Siobhan: OMG, no! I h8 u.
Joe: [runs off to start anonymous Jack hate meme]